Topic: US National Team
Everyone over at Soccer by Ives is wondering why Eddie Johnson isn't playing at Fulham.
I'll tell you why he isn't playing: it's because he isn't good at soccer. At all. He is the one American player whom I do not want to see on the field for Fulham, and it's because he's just not good. At soccer. Not even a little.
Maybe this will help people understand...
Eddie Johnson cannot play,
He sucks in many, many ways;
He cannot shoot, he cannot pass,
He often falls down on the grass;
His touches often take him wide,
He's always, ALWAYS caught offside;
He does not work, he can't defend,
He does not get from end to end;
He is not good with back to goal,
He is not good in any role!
He can't play high or on the wing,
He is not good at anything!
He is not good when with his club,
He is not good used as a sub;
His is not good when with the Nats,
He is not good and that is that!
He's played his first and last World Cup,
US fans should give it up!
